Where does the time go? It will soon be the end of this summer trip to our house and we will
once again be back in Australia. I always
feel a bit sad about this time of the holiday as we always put in a lot of time
and effort into our house, but we always have to leave it, and rarely do we
actually get to enjoy the improvements we have added! For instance I am looking at a wood burner
installed last year that can apparently do a great job of warming the entire
floor. Never lit…its still got the performance and manufacturers stickers on
the glass front!
But having said that each year it feels more like a home
than a house and fingers crossed if the kitchen is finished in time we could
recoup some of the investment in renting it out. We have even started putting prints up on the
wall! I feel someone should be enjoying the place even if it’s not us.
Especially with all the new furniture we have acquired and assembled from
stores in the area.
There is a saying in the navy....if it moves salute it, if it doesn't paint it.
My wife likes to shop at a store called
‘But’. It’s a home furnishings
store selling everything: TVs, cookers, beds, furniture. I’m sure you get the idea. They sell all their furniture items in self-assembly
flat pack kits. I hate it. I swear you need a combined degree in
engineering, interpretive art and telepathy to work out what on earth they are banging on about when it comes to putting the bloody things together. I kid you not! It comes with a pictogram book of how to
assemble. Half way through I wasn’t sure
if I was assembling a wardrobe or reading a graphic novel on the storming of
Troy! There were some stages of putting
together that were so confusing I had to lie on the bed with the booklet as an
eye mask and hope that some clarity would somehow infuse into my head through
the paper! And to add insult to injury
the instructions said it would take 1 hour to assemble!!!! Maybe 1 hour in mayfly years…..it took me about
three days! Agreed I am a bit inept and a proper electric drill would have
really helped. Having said that the task of counting a jumbo meccano set variety of
screws would have taken an hour by itself.
I mean why not just have two sizes big and small…not the 15 different
sizes of screw that were needed to make this apparently simple wardrobe. As you can imagine I was very proud of myself
when I finally finished it and hence here is a photo of it!
...and when I find the missing hinge and bracket I will probably finish it.
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